THE “NO FUX” - Cotton Apron
THE “NO FUX” - Cotton Apron
Purchase Information
MADE TO ORDER
Every 86 EVERYTHING product is produced specifically for you after your order is placed.
PRODUCTION & SHIPPING
Orders enter production within 1–3 business days. US delivery typically 4–10 business days total. International timelines vary.
RETURNS
Defective or incorrect items replaced within 14 days of delivery. All sales are final for size, color, or change of mind.
SUPPORT
Questions? Contact Support@86everything.us — we respond within 1–2 business days.
THE “NO FUX” Cotton Apron
Run your kitchen like a system, not a suggestion.
The 86 EVERYTHING™ “NO FUX” apron is built for cooks who don’t have time for substitutions, modifications, or complaints. Clean, direct, and unapologetically clear, the high-contrast chest print sets the tone before a word is spoken.
Crafted from tightly spun 100% medium-weight cotton, this apron delivers durability without sacrificing comfort. It holds up through long shifts, repeated washes, and high-pressure service while maintaining a smooth, structured feel against the body. Whether you’re commanding a line, hosting a packed dinner, or plating through chaos, this piece keeps you protected and in control.
The adjustable tie-back closure allows for a fast, secure fit, while the structured silhouette keeps everything in place when the heat turns up. Available in multiple colorways, it balances utility with identity, making it equally at home in professional kitchens, pop-ups, or private events.
This isn’t just protection. It’s policy.
PRODUCT FEATURES
- 100% medium-weight cotton (176 g/m²) for strength, structure, and comfort
- Adjustable tie-back closure for a secure, customizable fit
- High-contrast chest print designed for visibility and impact
- Available in six color variants
- REACH certified; made in India
- Sewn-in label (bottom left)
- Adult sizing; print placement tolerance up to 0.78" (2 cm)
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron or steam on low heat
- Do not dry clean
SIZE CHART
| One size | |
| Width, in | 25.59 |
| Length, in | 35.43 |
| Strap length, in | 38.00 |
EU representative: 86 EVERYTHING, support@86everything.us, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in India
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Do not tumble dry, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dry clean.
MATERIALS
DIMENSIONS
PRODUCTION
Every 86 EVERYTHING product is made to order through print-on-demand production partners. Your item is created specifically for you after purchase, reducing overproduction and waste. Orders enter production within 1–3 business days.
SHIPPING
US standard: 3–7 business days after production (total ~4–10 days). Canada: 7–14 business days. International: 10–30 business days. Items may ship separately from different facilities. Tracking provided when available. Full policy: 86everything.us/policies/shipping-policy
RETURNS
Products are made to order. We do not accept returns for size, color, or change of mind. If your item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, contact us within 14 days of delivery with your order number and photos. Approved replacements or refunds at no additional cost. Contact: Support@86everything.us