{"product_id":"service-raptor-in-the-weeds-essential-cotton-t-shirt","title":"IN THE WEEDS - SERVICE RAPTOR TEE - Service Industry T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI\u003cstrong\u003eN THE WEEDS - SERVICE RAPTOR TEE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eBEWARE THE TALL GRASS.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEvery shift starts with a plan.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThen the host double-seats you. The kitchen is dragging ticket times. Table 12 needs ranch. Table 7 wants separate checks. Someone rang a drink to the service well and disappeared. There are three plates dying in the window, your section is on fire, and a manager has just asked the most dangerous question in the restaurant industry:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“You good?”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI’M GOOD.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIN THE WEEDS Tee\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e introduces the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eService Raptor\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e: the prehistoric patron saint of hospitality professionals carrying too much, moving too fast, and refusing to acknowledge that the situation has deteriorated beyond all reasonable control.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front features \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBEWARE THE TALL GRASS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e with three aggressive claw strikes—a warning to anyone approaching the section. The back carries the full \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIN THE WEEDS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Service Raptor graphic: overloaded with dirty plates, drinks, guest checks, and the unearned confidence of someone approximately thirty seconds from complete operational collapse.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA capsule-specific \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e86 EVERYTHING raptor claw mark\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e completes the system at the shoulder.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBuilt from heavyweight \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% cotton\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e at \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e7.7 oz\/yd² (260 g\/m²)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, the tee has a substantial feel without becoming overly heavy. The loose, unisex silhouette makes it easy to wear through service, after service, or on the rare day when nobody asks you to cover someone else’s shift.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis one is for the servers, bartenders, barbacks, cooks, dishwashers, hosts, expos, runners, managers, and every other industry lifer who has ever been buried alive by a Saturday night service and still answered:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“I’m good.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePRODUCT FEATURES\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eFront:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e BEWARE THE TALL GRASS graphic with three Service Raptor claw marks\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eBack:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Full IN THE WEEDS Service Raptor illustration\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eShoulder:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Capsule-specific 86 EVERYTHING raptor claw mark\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHigh-contrast graphic system developed for the SR-CAPSULE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBlack base garment with white and full-color graphic applications\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUnisex loose fit\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShort sleeves with regular sleeve construction\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRound neck \/ O-neck\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesigned for daily wear, casual styling, outdoor use, and off-duty industry life\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSuitable for spring, summer, and autumn wear\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCARE INSTRUCTIONS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMachine wash at \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e30°C on a gentle cycle\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron at low temperature and avoid ironing directly on the printed areas. 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